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Oh... God, Shiro... I mean...
Oh God...
coughwebsitecough
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It doesn't take much to make Crystal cute... but it does to make her this cute. Wow.
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Awwww... has Jack ever seemed more adorable?? Probably comes in handy when he's trying to score with the sensitive types. Shiro makes manga work for you, not against!
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Ha. Hahahah. Hahahhhaahhh.
...Oh, man.
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This can't be healthy, Shiro. Are you trying to kill us? Is that it? 'Cause I just died recently, and I'm starting to think this stuff had something to do with it. I'm watching you, girl.
Well, I would if I wasn't dead from cuteness.
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AWWWWRrrrgg... it hurts. Can you GET more endearing?? I desperately hope not. But in my heart... I think She could. Oh, so afraid.
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Don't look at this. Don't ever, ever look at this.
For both our sakes.
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Not even the hideously lycanthropic Doyenne can escape unscuthed! Well, except maybe for her teeth. No... even her teeth are cuter. Damn, that was our last hope. Shiro can now officially cute anything.
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If I were just a little more twisted, I'll bet this would really turn me on.
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You might have noticed by now that Shiro has a developed a penchant for parodying actual events depicted in the comic. Well, stop noticing it now. I don't want even partial responsibility for these cutures of the night. God, they're so cute.
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I haven't the words. I just haven't the words.
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I have words for this. But I's scared.
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Anyone here play Final Fantasy? Don't talk to Sandra. She's kind of sensitive about it right now.
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Aww... chibified "What Jack Saw." Man, if Sandra wasn't actually full-grown she'd be just like the kid who got her ass bit by the dog in that sun-tan logo. Oh, so cute. So precious. So deadly.
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This next series of images came as exactly that - a series.
Akira Toriyama (Dragon Ball)
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A set of Zebra Girls, each based on the style of a popular manga artist or cartoonist.
Naoko Takeuchi (Sailor Moon)
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No, seriously - Shiro's amazing.
Craig McCraken (Powerpuff Girls)
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I'd love to critique each and every one of them...
Leiji Matsumoto (Captain Harlock)
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But I'll let them be taken as a whole while you make your own judgements.
Josh Lesnick (Wendy, CuteWendy, Girly)
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I'm too lazy anyway.
Masami Kurumada (Knights of the Zodiac)
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Hey, critiques are hard.
Koji Inada (Dragon Quest, the manga)
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Besides, anything I have to add at this point would be purely anticlimactic.
Ian J. (RPG World)
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Thenkew, Shiro.
Hyun Se Lee (Angel Dick, Armageddon)
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Now for this latest assault on your senses, Shiro shall first make you sad...
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...Then, she'll make you sadder...
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...And then, she'll blow your mind. Clever strategy, eh?
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And if this just isn't the cutest, niftiest little avatar you will ever see in your life! Awwww, issocuuutte. Please, make it stop.
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Nothing.
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Is.
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Sacred.
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Ever play Wind Waker? That cute Zelda video game? It broke a lot of boundaries. And now... Shiro breaks your brain. Oh, mercy, she'll never stop...
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See? This is her, not stopping. Why not too long ago, she sent her characters to fight mine, and much sexyness was observed. Some of it kind of regular-looking...
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...Some of it cute in ways that should not be cute. But those are the risks you take when you play with Shiro. Or when she plays with you. Oooooh.
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Ooh. She's quite insidiously whipped up a Valentine's Day Comic capable of biting a man's face off. Yeah, you'll be even more impressed when it crawls out of the screen in seven days. Ah, Shiro...
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