Hello! Welcome to Zebra Girl Tech Support. This is Sandra, your friendly techxpert on hand (I made that up). As you can see, I am not affiliated with a company. I'm just a normal, normal girl with a computer and the know-how to use it. Are you just a normal person who wants to talk with another normal person who might be able to help you out? You've come to the right place.
Frequent visitors to this site will be familiar with my Journal Entries. They're just something I create every now and then to let off steam. Actually, it's turned out to be a mixed blessing. More people come for my wacky drawings than for tech support! Which is why I moved it to the middle of the page. Got to give the people what they want.
But on the off chance that you came here because you need technical assistance, great! I know a lot of things about computers! Just check out my resume! I don't know anything at all about magic or sorcery, but at least I can handle computers! I understand HTML, and I can troubleshoot with the best of them! That's a good, solid skill which has useful applications in a rational world. Do you know how much magicians earn? Something just shy of bupkiss, I'll bet! Can't wave a magic wand to make money appear, can you? Can't pay the bills with pixie dust! It takes cash, Merlin. And what is the point of magic, anyway? Who buys this stuff?? I guess we should just all start skinny-dipping in lemonade pools of cosmic wonder and riding winged unicorns across rainbow bridges to cloud cities full of invisible dragons and flying fairy teddy-bears! Grow up you hippies! Magic sucks. It really, really sucks.
Not that that has anything to do with anything. You're here to talk about technology, and things that make sense! Good for you. You're here to ask me about computers!
Or you're here to look at my doodles. Whatever.
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Some Quick Tips:
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It's not a cupholder.
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Remember to shut off the monitor too.
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Surge protectors are our friends.
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Do NOT eat over your keyboard.
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Don't sit too close.
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If it freezes up, it may just need a little time.
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Empty your trash. This applies to real life too.
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